Hey! The Sexy Raisins concert was great! But in all honesty, Grandmasta Spaghetti and Da Bitta Magician stole the show with one of their pre-released hit new singles, "Boogie with the Gods" and "Cleanin' Out My Sink". Tours were taken and many tickets and VIP passages were purchased. Sales were great, Zambia is thankful for your donations to their many charities!
There will be another Sexy Raisins concert tomorrow at the Club Hawaii.The opening act will be the Sik Triflin' Niggaz, a famous hip hop group in underground NYC, who will be performing "Busta Cap" and "I Love Fried Chicken". Grandmasta Spaghetti will not be performing because they are shooting the music video for upcoming single "Liver of the Country (Ain't No Hate)".
Also donations will be given tomorrow, shipped away to Zambian charities for poor African children. Donations can also be made to Grandmasta Spaghetti, who has been kicked out of his mother's ranch home on Staten Island, but thankfully are now living with their friend Patrick, a successful advertising executive, given a large room in his mansion.
Also, check out the truck driving company that I work for, Big Time Trucks. They are chain store located in Huntsville, Alabama that sells auto parts, vehicles, and drives trucks. They will donate large sums of money to our cause! Check them out!
BIG TIME TRUCKS OFFERS DECENT SALARIES, GOOD BENEFITS, STRONG UNIONS, AND AMAZING PENSIONS! FOR MORE DETAILS, SEE MORE OF MY BLOG POSTS!

Also, the pre-orders on Keepin' It Fresh will be available today. For more information of the album, see below and also check out more blog posts on "Michael's World". The album's singles that will be released are "Boogie With The Gods", "Cleanin' Out My Sink", "Liver of the Country (Ain't No Hate)", and "N.Y. Rate of Crime". The very latter will be a deep, very statistical journey into murder rates in New York City.



My Zambian friend, Koe, is depicted clearly in the background with his mother, a poor watermelon salesman named Arkie. I'm thinking about donating his letter to The Fund for Abused African Children. This charity is a not for profit that I am looking into giving more money to.
My pal Ronald is another rapper in the group Disco for the Children. He and his sister Lily are going to film a documentary about a South African man's struggle with AIDS. The film is going to be released on DVD in July 2014. It is entitled Rappin' and Lovin': A Journey to the Heart of AIDS in Greater Africa.


I have also contacted River of Love charities. They will send our aid money to a village in need.

I thank you all for your support. Oh, and BTW: Tiny is getting Neutered. You can see it at Staten Island Petz Vet.

We've received $300 from a generous sponsor. But we don't know anything except the fact that they are big fans of the rap videos. Thanks!

Grandmasta Spaghetti and Da' Bitter Magician are playing a free concert at the Concrete Jungle downtown. Come visit us, and we will be an opening act for the Sexy Raisins. VIP backstage passes will $15 per person. See the masks up close and get autographs! 50% of the sales for food and gift items will go to the Rappaz for a cause organization. Come out to support the gang!

Pre-orders for Keep'n it fresh will available by Sunday at the City Night's Studio website.

We are soooo excited!


Zambia is waiting...Are you????


Also, the Zambian Children's Fund has given us a seal of approval to donate the money directly to the residents of this impoverished nation!
I recommend also spending time looking at these other charities.
1. The Mozambique Daughters of Peace
2. The South African Poverty Warriors
3. Hope In the Struggle Against AIDS Africa League
4. The Waste Collection Service of Africa
5. Bajoran War Orphans Fund

Thank you! You can now take exclusive tours of Grandmasta Spaghetti's suburban Staten Island ranch home. The rappers are currently writing many songs that they will later perform.

Thanks,
Michael

Hey, everyone! I hope ya'll found our site for giving okay!

I found a whole collection of Grandmasta Spaghetti and Da' Bitta Magician videos in their closet! More is on the way! This is the pre-released cover of their debut album, Keepin' It Fresh:


THE KEEPIN' IT FRESH EP TRACKLIST

Track 1.) Keep Your Head Down
Track 2.) Cleanin' Out My Sink
Track 3.) Sing for the Minute
Track 4.) N.Y. Rate of Crime
Track 5.) Liver of the Country (Ain't No Hate)
Track 6.) Till I Get Up
Track 7.) Boogie with the Gods
Track 8.) It's a Soft Knock Life (For You)
Track 9.) Preservations
Track 10.) Rocker's Disgust

City Night's Studios was kind enough to give us the track titles early.
They also donated $500 to our cause.
Please give!


HEY! GIVE!

BTW: There is ANOTHER group called Badass Mountain Products that makes energy drinks in California...they are owned by some dude named Bob. We have no relation to them.


Yay! Mexican Santa says, "Chico....give, give, give!"

We are also starting and newly enhanced site for donations...and Grandmasta Spaghetti and Da' Bittah Magician videos. You can find them on a Youtube channel titled "Michael Benton".

I want to wish you all a happy and safe Black Friday! Wal-Mart is the place to be! And Big Lots! (My personal favorite).



Yay!

I AM MICHAEL BENTON!
I AM THE FOUNDER AND SOLE OWNER OF BAD-ASS MOUNTAIN PRODUCTS!

More information about my company:

We are a group of helpn' others in need believers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arKiYawp2FA

Click the link above to see our temporary official video.

So far we have raised $1,320.86 (as of November 18, 2013).

Our base of operations is in Evergreen Terrace in Springfield, United Statez of Murika.

Grandmasta' Spaghetti and da' Bitta Magician, two underground NYC rappaz, have officially sponsored us and we in turn have been patrons of them and their dope music. Their first album, Keepin' It Fresh, comes out in January 2014. Look for it in these fine retailers near you:

WALMART
K-MART
FOOD LION
COSTCO'S
PLATO'S CLOSET
GOODWILL
SALVATION ARMY
ROSS: DRESS FOR LESS
TARGET
And any American Supermarket thrift store located near you.

Now back to helping otherz...

ZAMBIA!


When I was in the Peace Corps, I took a plane to Zambia and I helped the poor Africans of this big nation!

When I returned to the States, I decided to help people.

My goal is to raise $10,000 to use to buy gifts for the poor children of Zambia. I decided to found Badass Mountain Products to make bicycles for racing, but that failed, so I become the assistant janitor at McDonalds, truck loader, feces scooper, factory assembly line worker, and dental office receptionist. But one day, when I was going through my file cabinet, I found a letter from a kid named Koe from Zambia, and I decided I was going to found a hip hop group called the Claustrophobic Koe. It failed miserably, and I had one gig at the Tiger Room before going back to my $14,000 job. That's when I met my best friend Semaj James. He got me a job as a bar tender at his club, the 14th street baldies. There I met Grandmasta'....Spaghetti and da' Bittah Magician, who were spewing an ill freestyle.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQOX5FPND4o


Ready to learn how to help? Not quite yet! (:

My friend Logan gave us a grant to start all of this. We need to get as much money as we can before the holiday seasons!

Thanks to all who help!


THANKS PAPA BLACK SANTA! SANTA SAYS, "IT'S POSSIBLE".