One Zambia, One Nation

Hey! I got the pug. I named him Big L, and he is SOOO adorable. We are having a lot of fun with him. I brought him to one of Grandmaster Spaghetti and Da Bittah' Magician's gigs at the Eagle Bar. I'm thinking about making Big L the official mascot of the gang.



Isn't he cute?
Here is the Zambia fun fact: The Motto of Zambia is One Zambia, One Nation.

Oh, we will be spending New Year's eve and New Year's Day with my cousin Logan. He loves to blow stuff up, so it should be a lot of fun!

  I know this pic is from last year, but hey I love fireworks!

Fun and Family

Happy day-after boxing day! Dah' Bittah' Magician is still with her family in Westwego. She should be back in a few days. I spent Christmas at Grandmaster Spaghetti's place (well, Patrick's place actually). Santa left us some great gifts. I got many wonderful presents. But, the greatest gift of all was the $500 dollar donation to our Zambia fund. Oh, and just because our Badass Mountain Products Video said we are just going to give money to buy present for the Zambians, we are going to do more. We want to sponsor a village. We have not secured which village it will be, but we have contacted some people about it. Zambia fun fact: Due to The British ruling Zambia before it's independence, English is one of the official languages of Zambia.




I plan to have more fun facts.

 I have also picked a pet. This is a pug I will get. I cannot decide on a name yet...but it will be after a rapper.

  Thanks,
                                                                                       Michael

Christmas Eve Cookies!

Merry Christmas eve, ya'll! All today I've had God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen, Jingle Bells, and "Busta Cap" running through my head. Da' Bittah' Magician made cookies...

  They are delicious. We also heard about some people in Queens selling cookies and donating the money to Central African Hunger Charities. Way to go! We are thrilled that people are starting to help the needy. Mmmm...another batch of cookies. What's that? Grandmaster Spaghetti just busted a sick rap about the cookie monster! Way to go, Grandmaster Spaghetti! Oh, I guess this will be the last batch of cookies. Da' Bittah' Magician has to get to the airport. Bye,Bye!
http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjAVeQp-t29HPrwds3tcbwg
This is the official YouTube channel.
 Kittens in Pajamas! This is a great book, and a perfect holiday gift. This hard-core novel explains humanity's struggle to survive in the form of not-so-happy kittens wearing fluffy pajamas! I got this book for Grandmaster Spaghetti!

I also checked another present off of his list by getting him this lawn chair.

Great!!!!

I had the gifts for Da' Bittah' Magician sent to her house in Westwego. Here's what she will get...

Logan loaned me some money for these gifts. My shitty jobs at Denny's, Quiznos, and Cafeteria Café aren't exactly ideal for buying nice presents/gifts/whatever.

I also got her this epic poster. She LOVES hyenas.

MERRY KWANZAA!

Car shopping

Well, guys our donation drive at the gas station went well. We got $30 to give to Zambia, and $10 to go towards a new van. We lost our gig at The Glory Nightclub, but that's ok. We are back at Grandmaster's loft apartment in the city. We've added some throwback songs on YouTube. Patrick helped us get a new van. We have three options. Here they are...

1. Patrick's Favorite.




2. Da Bittah Magician's Favorite.


        

3. Grandmaster Spaghetti's Favorite.



I just love cars!
#cars #fun  #hondacivic

Construction Workers, Accountants, and Lawyers- Oh My!

We are on our way to the Southside Junkyard Lounge...but our shitty pre-owned van broe down on the side of the highway in the middle of nowhere. Grnadmaster Spaghetti's cousin Logan lives less than an hour and a half away, so he'll pick us up. We are going to miss our gig, but we'll be in good hands with Logan. Grandmaster Spaghetti has never met him...and Da' Bittah' Magician ans i have not seen him in 3 years. He is a hard working construction worker, and he lives in a trailer. So yeah...
He pulls up in his truck.

 
He says he'll take us back to his home. He will make dinner. Sadly we may miss another gig at the Glory Nightclub. But Logan is a nice man. We hope this is worth it. He also loves rap and is a big 2-pac fan. We sing Christmas Classics in the car like The Sexy Raisin's Remix of It Came Upon a Midnight Clear, The Tough Guyz version of Let it Snow, and Sik Triflin' Niggaz singing their new version of Good King Wenescalus (I think that's how it spelled), and their original songs "Busta Cap" and "I Luv Fried Chicken". We pull up at Logan's Trailer, a double-wide mobile home located in rural upstate New York.




He gives us 200 dollars in cash and gives us a Honda Odyssey to borrow (he is a part-time auto mechanic).\


We got to the Southside Junkyard Lounge just in time. We preformed "N.Y Rate of Crime", "Boogie With the Gods" and "Keep Your Head Down". He made $75 in total plus $20 in tips and $9 to go to Zambia. Fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



This is Logan Barnes, my cousin and a union construction ironworker (plus part-time auto mechanic). He is a very happy, nice, and generous man. If you need a loan, he is always quick to help out a friend in need. Call him and give him the codeword "Foxtrot" for extra loans free of charge.

Also look to the office of Mrs. Clara Higginson, the finest accountant in Staten Island or Mr. Jeremy Higginson, the best intellectual property lawyer in Staten Island.

My Father, George Benton III is the best Insurance salesman in Montana. My mother Lisa Kingsley Benton is an excellent family doctor in Helena. Check out their offices online. Give the code word "Top-of -the panda-pregnant" for special deals and discounts of physician check ups and pet life insurance.

Also check out Harold Baxter if you need custodial/cleaning work done (he is a strong janitor) and Laura Baxter if you need a security guard to help monitor your activities. Their house is in Westwego, a tiny shotgun home in a marginal neighborhood. WESTBANKAZ!



Thanks! If you are in need of a construction worker, accountant, intellectual property lawyer, insurance salesman, general physician/family doctor, janitor/cleaning worker, and/or security officer, then you know who to call!

Thanks,
Michael