Construction Workers, Accountants, and Lawyers- Oh My!

We are on our way to the Southside Junkyard Lounge...but our shitty pre-owned van broe down on the side of the highway in the middle of nowhere. Grnadmaster Spaghetti's cousin Logan lives less than an hour and a half away, so he'll pick us up. We are going to miss our gig, but we'll be in good hands with Logan. Grandmaster Spaghetti has never met him...and Da' Bittah' Magician ans i have not seen him in 3 years. He is a hard working construction worker, and he lives in a trailer. So yeah...
He pulls up in his truck.

 
He says he'll take us back to his home. He will make dinner. Sadly we may miss another gig at the Glory Nightclub. But Logan is a nice man. We hope this is worth it. He also loves rap and is a big 2-pac fan. We sing Christmas Classics in the car like The Sexy Raisin's Remix of It Came Upon a Midnight Clear, The Tough Guyz version of Let it Snow, and Sik Triflin' Niggaz singing their new version of Good King Wenescalus (I think that's how it spelled), and their original songs "Busta Cap" and "I Luv Fried Chicken". We pull up at Logan's Trailer, a double-wide mobile home located in rural upstate New York.




He gives us 200 dollars in cash and gives us a Honda Odyssey to borrow (he is a part-time auto mechanic).\


We got to the Southside Junkyard Lounge just in time. We preformed "N.Y Rate of Crime", "Boogie With the Gods" and "Keep Your Head Down". He made $75 in total plus $20 in tips and $9 to go to Zambia. Fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



This is Logan Barnes, my cousin and a union construction ironworker (plus part-time auto mechanic). He is a very happy, nice, and generous man. If you need a loan, he is always quick to help out a friend in need. Call him and give him the codeword "Foxtrot" for extra loans free of charge.

Also look to the office of Mrs. Clara Higginson, the finest accountant in Staten Island or Mr. Jeremy Higginson, the best intellectual property lawyer in Staten Island.

My Father, George Benton III is the best Insurance salesman in Montana. My mother Lisa Kingsley Benton is an excellent family doctor in Helena. Check out their offices online. Give the code word "Top-of -the panda-pregnant" for special deals and discounts of physician check ups and pet life insurance.

Also check out Harold Baxter if you need custodial/cleaning work done (he is a strong janitor) and Laura Baxter if you need a security guard to help monitor your activities. Their house is in Westwego, a tiny shotgun home in a marginal neighborhood. WESTBANKAZ!



Thanks! If you are in need of a construction worker, accountant, intellectual property lawyer, insurance salesman, general physician/family doctor, janitor/cleaning worker, and/or security officer, then you know who to call!

Thanks,
Michael