I AM MICHAEL BENTON!
I AM THE FOUNDER AND SOLE OWNER OF BAD-ASS MOUNTAIN PRODUCTS!

More information about my company:

We are a group of helpn' others in need believers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arKiYawp2FA

Click the link above to see our temporary official video.

So far we have raised $1,320.86 (as of November 18, 2013).

Our base of operations is in Evergreen Terrace in Springfield, United Statez of Murika.

Grandmasta' Spaghetti and da' Bitta Magician, two underground NYC rappaz, have officially sponsored us and we in turn have been patrons of them and their dope music. Their first album, Keepin' It Fresh, comes out in January 2014. Look for it in these fine retailers near you:

WALMART
K-MART
FOOD LION
COSTCO'S
PLATO'S CLOSET
GOODWILL
SALVATION ARMY
ROSS: DRESS FOR LESS
TARGET
And any American Supermarket thrift store located near you.

Now back to helping otherz...

ZAMBIA!


When I was in the Peace Corps, I took a plane to Zambia and I helped the poor Africans of this big nation!

When I returned to the States, I decided to help people.

My goal is to raise $10,000 to use to buy gifts for the poor children of Zambia. I decided to found Badass Mountain Products to make bicycles for racing, but that failed, so I become the assistant janitor at McDonalds, truck loader, feces scooper, factory assembly line worker, and dental office receptionist. But one day, when I was going through my file cabinet, I found a letter from a kid named Koe from Zambia, and I decided I was going to found a hip hop group called the Claustrophobic Koe. It failed miserably, and I had one gig at the Tiger Room before going back to my $14,000 job. That's when I met my best friend Semaj James. He got me a job as a bar tender at his club, the 14th street baldies. There I met Grandmasta'....Spaghetti and da' Bittah Magician, who were spewing an ill freestyle.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQOX5FPND4o


Ready to learn how to help? Not quite yet! (:

My friend Logan gave us a grant to start all of this. We need to get as much money as we can before the holiday seasons!

Thanks to all who help!


THANKS PAPA BLACK SANTA! SANTA SAYS, "IT'S POSSIBLE".