Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Never Trust a Book you buy at...

What's up? A lot is up with Grandmaster Spaghetti and Dah' Bittah' Magician. They are working on a new song. They are arguing about what to name it. I'm gonna stay out of this. Soo...
Did you know? Zambia is the worlds 5th largest producer of Copper.


I recently read a novel about a bunch of tough evil-people-ass-kicking soldiers entitled Mega-Battle #12: Operation Africa. The cover looked cool so I bought it for 25 cents at Super City Thrift Store. 3 pages into it I realized what a piece of crap it was. I honestly don't know how there could be 11 other ones. Yet, I kept reading this work of human failure. On page 146, I noticed a flaw. Right after all-American Johnnie Jones somehow survives 3 direct chest hits, a grenade, and 15-minute exposure to mustard gas he is running through the forests of Liberia, he mentions to his wounded comrade, Steve His-last-name-is-never-mentioned, that the border with Zambia is near by. ZAMBIA! YOU FREAKING MORON. Zambia is at least 2,800 Miles away! That made me very angry.

 It gets worse, apparently someone made a film out of it. I'll watch it when I finish the novel. Only 30 pages to go!
Stay Ninja!
Michael

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