On tour Again

We'll be going on another tour starting on the 20th. It is one of our longer tours. Here's the itinerary...
20th:
Get in the van we borrowed from my cousin Logan.

      
We'll then travel to a Senior Center about an hour and a half away. We will preform the song 'Peace, Love, and Zambia (clean version)' to the people of Lesser New York Senior Center and Social Gathering Rooms (LNYSCSGR). We will hold a donation drive.
Get back in the minivan and back on the road to get to the Riverside Bar &Grill for a short gig.
(Oh, we had to reschedule our rap battle with the Tough Guyz, it is TBA.)
We will head towards Albany and meet up with the Sexy Raisins on their way to the Ghetto Expo inn Albany it is on Saturday and Sunday. We will eat at White Castle or Taco Bell, where the lead Rapper for the Sexy Raisins, Douglas, will treat us to the wholesome meal.  This is the Sexy Raisins' car...
  Afterwards we will find a hotel. We will wake up the next morning (unless my old enemy, Ralph, catches up to me), and we'll head to...oh, wait! Dah' Bittah' Magician want to write this part...We will go a nearby Waffle House for a light-breakfast and then proceed to a Shell Station exactly 2.5 miles down the road.
 Michael the Grandmaster will use the bathroom to be certain that we will not deter from our itinerary due to bodily functions. Then we will pass the Sexy Raisins as they will most likely have to stop to purchase various food and drink items as the BP gas station at the next exit.
 Then we shall change our CD from Eminem's album Recovery to T-Pain's R.O.O.T.'s. At approximately 17 minuets into the disc Michael will suggest that they watch the TV show Roots on Grandmaster's portable DVD player. Grandmaster will sigh and say 'Oh, dang it! I forgot to bring it!'
Expecting this, I will reach into my Wal-Mart Bag and give them the player. At this point, I will take over driving and listen to my Playlist Driving, which includes a variety of songs that vary from Florence+The Machine's 'What the Water Gave Me' to Call of Duty soundtrack...Michael is attempting to take the computer from me...more later!