On tour Again

We'll be going on another tour starting on the 20th. It is one of our longer tours. Here's the itinerary...
20th:
Get in the van we borrowed from my cousin Logan.

      
We'll then travel to a Senior Center about an hour and a half away. We will preform the song 'Peace, Love, and Zambia (clean version)' to the people of Lesser New York Senior Center and Social Gathering Rooms (LNYSCSGR). We will hold a donation drive.
Get back in the minivan and back on the road to get to the Riverside Bar &Grill for a short gig.
(Oh, we had to reschedule our rap battle with the Tough Guyz, it is TBA.)
We will head towards Albany and meet up with the Sexy Raisins on their way to the Ghetto Expo inn Albany it is on Saturday and Sunday. We will eat at White Castle or Taco Bell, where the lead Rapper for the Sexy Raisins, Douglas, will treat us to the wholesome meal.  This is the Sexy Raisins' car...
  Afterwards we will find a hotel. We will wake up the next morning (unless my old enemy, Ralph, catches up to me), and we'll head to...oh, wait! Dah' Bittah' Magician want to write this part...We will go a nearby Waffle House for a light-breakfast and then proceed to a Shell Station exactly 2.5 miles down the road.
 Michael the Grandmaster will use the bathroom to be certain that we will not deter from our itinerary due to bodily functions. Then we will pass the Sexy Raisins as they will most likely have to stop to purchase various food and drink items as the BP gas station at the next exit.
 Then we shall change our CD from Eminem's album Recovery to T-Pain's R.O.O.T.'s. At approximately 17 minuets into the disc Michael will suggest that they watch the TV show Roots on Grandmaster's portable DVD player. Grandmaster will sigh and say 'Oh, dang it! I forgot to bring it!'
Expecting this, I will reach into my Wal-Mart Bag and give them the player. At this point, I will take over driving and listen to my Playlist Driving, which includes a variety of songs that vary from Florence+The Machine's 'What the Water Gave Me' to Call of Duty soundtrack...Michael is attempting to take the computer from me...more later!

Rap Battle 2

Hey! I hope you had a wonderful St. Patrick's day. Nothing really happened...except for our Zambia donations going up 45%. Wonderful! My friend Todd has become one of our greatest benefactors. Thanks, Todd.

 Semaj James has given us a slot to have an official rap battle with the Tough Guyz (they never give up) on Sunday, at 5 o'clock. Come and watch. It will be fun.
The Sexy Raisins are on the list of performers at the Albany Ghetto Experience  Expo. We will not be there, sadly. there are only 3 slots for Rap groups, and the slots are in surprisingly high demand.

Fever, Believer, Golden Retriever

Yo! I lost my job at quizos when I called my psycho boss 'Nuttier than Nutter Butter'.



He just doesn't know how to take a joke. Anyways, just to spite him I followed him back to his apartment and put a pack of nutter butter cookies n his Welcome mat.

 Yeah. He's a nice guy.
In other news, do you remember my cousin Logan? He is doing really well. He is buying a second double wide trailer because a Norwegian stock he bought exploded over night. He is so lucky. He is pretty much the wealthiest person in our family, (unless you count poor old Uncle Chuck, who thought he won the lottery and was convinced that he had won over 500 million dollars and bought a house in Italy, and promptly had a heart attack and died when he found out that he was wrong.). So yeah. But anyways I when I asked what the new trailer was for he told me that he was going to make the old one a storage room and a guest area. The new one is for his office, bedroom, weapons locker (he is preparing for the zombie apocalypse) and the room for his Gerbilarium. Yes, a habitat for his gerbils. Logan loves em'.

       They are pretty cute. Anyways...Have you heard Sexy Raisin's new songs'  'Fever', 'Believer', and 'Golden Retriever' on their new EP 'House on Wall Street'? Wonderful! I like 'Believer' the best, because it tells the story of a small-town boy who aspires to become a rapper in the big city.

Also, Dah' Bittah' Magician just got back from New Orleans. Here's the haul:
A shit load of beads
A bunch of cups
A stuffed banana wearing cowboy hat
A stuffed cow
A whole bunch of small wall posters that have 99 problems memes on them...there is an explanation.
 She met up with some friends that are in a Dance Troop called the 99 Probs.

Hey guys! Good news! We have surpassed our amount of CDs need to advance to level 2. We are going to give portions of the profits to the Zambian Fund. Thanks for your support!

Album Now Avalible

Hey guys! Do ya'll have the new album yet? It was released today at exactly 12:00 noon today. If you went on City Nights Stduio's website scroll down to new releases and there we are! You can order the CD for online for only $15.99 (plus shipping and handling). Here's a reminder of what the album cover looks like.

Merchandise will be available by tomorrow directly from the City Nights Studios website. To buy this stuff an d a CD go to the area labeled accessories. You can buy Sweatshirts, T-shirts, mugs, posters and even Birthday Cakes with the Keepin' It Fresh logo on it. Please buy! 25%  of the profits will be sent to the Zambian Relief Fund. Oh, and another reason to purchase our stuff! We are on a course called the Recording Underground Association (RUA). You go up a level and get new stuff from a higher leveled recording Studio when you release albums and sell products. We are on level 1. If we sell a certain amount of albums we can advance out of Level One and switch from City Nights Studios (Level One, NYC Chapter 1) and move to Level 2's studio, Top Rap Records. Thnaks!

RELEASE DATE

Hey,
Grandmasta Spaghetti and Da' Bittah Magician are going to be releasing their debut album, Keepin' It Fresh, on February 15. It includes great "hit" singles like "Cleanin' out My Sink", "N.Y. Rate of Crime", and "Rocker's Disgust". Next week on their channel they will bust a rhyme for you in a tight freestyle. So yeah. #turnupswag

Football

Hey, ya'll!
I am super excited for the Super Bowl! Food! At Logan's house!
 Besides that, not a whole lot is happening.

    Happy super bowl!