Nothing

Seriously. Nothing is happening.

  Y'all hear about this? Apparently this happened.
It reads: "Charged in stabbing."
               "Ceramic squirrel used as weapon."
               "Upset over lack of beer."

Wow.

Logan's B-Day is on the 18th. Mark your calendars.

What should I get him? 3 options. (These are real. Grandmasta' hacked into his Amazon account. These are on his wish list.)

   A massive full wall size poster of this. I don't think he has a wall in any of his trailers that are big enough for this.


 This bronze statue of King Arthur on a horse. Except he has contacted the seller for one that is 8 feet tall. Good luck, Logan.

  He wants a framed cover of this limted edition Hunger Games magazine from Mexico. Yeah, you heard me right. Mexico. Logan doesn't even speak Spanish or like the Hunger Games.


 An excellent way to end any blog post. Chow!

Continued

Sorry about that last post ending so abruptly. I had to fight for the computer. The Bittah' Magician is a control freak...almost. Also, just to bug her, I would like to mention that the Album R.O.O.Ts is Flo.Rida's, not T-Pain's. Just sayin'

To continue our schedule: We will head right Albany, where we'll meet up with the Sexy Raisins. The other two performers are Troy, New York's Rapaz', and the Dope Swag Boys of Boston. We have front row seats to each. The Sexy Raisins will preform first and 6:30, the Rapaz' directly after, and the Dope Swag Boys at 8:00, after a short break. They are at the West Stage, which will be set up directly past the entrance gate (if you can call it that) and the creepy white vans next to the Porta Potties, and in front of a strip mall that contains a Chinese Dry Cleaners, a local chain hamburger shop, and a place for lease. The stage's sponsor is La-a's Gold Chains, iPhone 'repair', and more. (Located exactly two blocks north of the stage. Great deals and steals on fine clothing and accessories. Now hiring).

Anyways, come out and enjoy the Expo.
 

On tour Again

We'll be going on another tour starting on the 20th. It is one of our longer tours. Here's the itinerary...
20th:
Get in the van we borrowed from my cousin Logan.

      
We'll then travel to a Senior Center about an hour and a half away. We will preform the song 'Peace, Love, and Zambia (clean version)' to the people of Lesser New York Senior Center and Social Gathering Rooms (LNYSCSGR). We will hold a donation drive.
Get back in the minivan and back on the road to get to the Riverside Bar &Grill for a short gig.
(Oh, we had to reschedule our rap battle with the Tough Guyz, it is TBA.)
We will head towards Albany and meet up with the Sexy Raisins on their way to the Ghetto Expo inn Albany it is on Saturday and Sunday. We will eat at White Castle or Taco Bell, where the lead Rapper for the Sexy Raisins, Douglas, will treat us to the wholesome meal.  This is the Sexy Raisins' car...
  Afterwards we will find a hotel. We will wake up the next morning (unless my old enemy, Ralph, catches up to me), and we'll head to...oh, wait! Dah' Bittah' Magician want to write this part...We will go a nearby Waffle House for a light-breakfast and then proceed to a Shell Station exactly 2.5 miles down the road.
 Michael the Grandmaster will use the bathroom to be certain that we will not deter from our itinerary due to bodily functions. Then we will pass the Sexy Raisins as they will most likely have to stop to purchase various food and drink items as the BP gas station at the next exit.
 Then we shall change our CD from Eminem's album Recovery to T-Pain's R.O.O.T.'s. At approximately 17 minuets into the disc Michael will suggest that they watch the TV show Roots on Grandmaster's portable DVD player. Grandmaster will sigh and say 'Oh, dang it! I forgot to bring it!'
Expecting this, I will reach into my Wal-Mart Bag and give them the player. At this point, I will take over driving and listen to my Playlist Driving, which includes a variety of songs that vary from Florence+The Machine's 'What the Water Gave Me' to Call of Duty soundtrack...Michael is attempting to take the computer from me...more later!